Friday, May 7, 2004

Fictional Encounter #1

Lori:  Frank, this is my Finn, Dorsal.  Dorsal, this is Frank.
Frank:  Good to meet you.
Dorsal:  Same here.

Fictional Encounter #2
Lori:  Gil, these are my friends Dorsal & Frank.
Gil (to Dorsal):  Haven't we met before?
(Calypso music begins playing in the background.)

Real Encounter #1
Professor:  I can't accept this paper.
Student:  Why?
Professor:  Because it was plagiarized.
Student:  Well, what are my options?
Professor:  Uh, not to plagiarize.

...and I will love you . . . (whispered) forever....

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